John Mulaney

No, I'm just saying they start off with fake arguments.

You know what I mean?

Like the one I did, like the one guy, the one chick clipped coupons.

Like the guy really gave a shit about that.

The other one was the chick was in the roller derby and she was staying in shape.

And his husband was like, woman, I want you to stay home and cook for me and stuff.

And it was kind of – it was cooked up.

And the problem is they do too many laughs with the same thing.

But really something like –

You know, you fucked my best friend, and I can't get over it, and now you claim to be friends with him, and you invite him over to the house for parties, and then I see you guys getting drunk and smoking a cigarette out on the patio together, and that's bullshit.

Like, that would be a much better real problem.

Well, I saw your episode on the show, and I like that you...

You just summarily dismissed one of the marriages.

You didn't offer to solve it.

I didn't.

You said they should end it, which I thought was a – Wow.

I would also say it's a show where the title and the premise is a little bit better than the show.

Yes.

People don't seem to be wild about the show.

Now, maybe it's also the kind of show that if they...