John Mulaney
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You'll see.
And you just wonder, like...
Do you just keep talking until you believe it?
Or, like, how does it work?
Oh, great.
I think it's one yet one more category where we as human beings, we're searching for control.
So all we want is some control, whether it's a universal remote or Jesus Christ or fate or crystals or psychics.
It's like we want control.
And this idea of you've got to get your kid to listen to Mozart in the womb and drink filtered water, not tap water.
And everything is sort of eat organic Cheetos and shit like that.
Don't let them do this.
It's all about that.
It's all about this control.
The reality is every fucking person I know is exactly the same as they were in junior high.
And I'm sure they're going to the grave that way.
And everyone's just sort of on their own trajectory.
And they do their own thing.
And they're sort of meant to do this or not meant to do that.
We're not all special.
Not everyone's going to achieve their dreams and goals.