John Mulaney

That's all we did.

He brought home a new car every week.

And I said, all right.

And I said, but Sandy, why are you nuts about cars?

Because Sandy's dad was like a butcher.

And he said, well, you know, my dad was a butcher, but he, you know, he liked cars a little bit.

And I was like, well, my dad's a full-blown poster, never even, my dad doesn't,

My dad would rather ride a horse if he had a choice.

He doesn't like cars.

He never liked cars, never owned a tool.

So here are the three of us all sitting here.

One guy comes from the parent, is a mechanic.

The other one's a butcher.

The other one's a substitute schoolteacher.

You have a range here of loves cars as a parent, sort of mid-range to I don't give a flying fuck about cars.

Like if my dad comes over to my house and says, what's new?

And I said, I bought a new Ferrari and it's sitting in the garage.

He'll say, that's nice and turn the corner and head down the hall into the den.

And by the way, before he leaves, he doesn't go, let's get a peek at that Ferrari.

He just walks out the front door, gets in a shitty lease car and goes back home to Pasadena.