John Mulaney

One guy comes from the parent, is a mechanic.

The other one's a butcher.

The other one's a substitute schoolteacher.

You have a range here of loves cars as a parent, sort of mid-range to I don't give a flying fuck about cars.

Like if my dad comes over to my house and says, what's new?

And I said, I bought a new Ferrari and it's sitting in the garage.

He'll say, that's nice and turn the corner and head down the hall into the den.

And by the way, before he leaves, he doesn't go, let's get a peek at that Ferrari.

He just walks out the front door, gets in a shitty lease car and goes back home to Pasadena.

So you have the three different levels of enthusiasm, hot, medium, and ice cold, yet we're all equally into cars.

How would you explain that?

Well, just because I'm paying for the motel.

No, because they all loved cars separately before we got together.

That's what they told you.

I have pictures of Sandy in high school.

Right.

But it is interesting that, even more interesting, that even without pursuing it, it still found its way to you.

T-Bone, do you have some second part of the news, by the way?

By the way, I'm in the line for a new car.

Nothing too fancy, but something a little sport.