John Mulaney

Love that car.

Yeah, they went from a supercharger to a turbo last year, and it's, I don't know, 178 horsepower or something.

It's a hot little car.

It's a six-cylinder?

Not four.

Inline four.

Yeah, it's not a ton of power, but it works.

Why is the dad... Hold on.

The tires of that car are cheap.

Maybe he can't get... Well, your dad is buying the tires that came with the car instead of just buying any 195, 60 Series, 15 that you can find at Tire Rack or whatever.

Well, ooh, nice, the compound.

Yeah, nice.

No, what happens is people make these mistakes.

Like Dr. Drew, when he took his BMW to the dealership to get car tires, I love white guy problems, and they fucking gouge the shit out of you.

You don't bring your car to the dealership.

And here's the other thing.

If you go to a strip club, you don't go to the VIP room for a handjob.

No, I think it went better.

I'd just go into the bathroom, find the guy selling the lavors and the mints and give him an extra 10 for a hand.

Is that what he's there for?