John Mulaney
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Podcast Appearances
He's going to look at you.
There's going to be a little eye contact.
Do you go to the sink?
Yeah.
Do you just walk right out?
Are you going to see the guy again?
What if he hands you something?
There's nothing in there, by the way.
That guy should be selling pheromones or something to get you laid.
There's nothing in there.
A shot of Axe is not going to get you laid.
Shoulder roll?
Cartwheel?
Just pick and roll it.
Down on your belly like you're crawling under barbed wire?
Yeah.
Yeah, likes to lay out his cars and his little trains.
Boys like to put stuff in a line, and then she just comes in and knocks it all done.
All over, and then he yells, to tell ya!
I don't know why everything, you have to mispronounce everything.