John Mulaney
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Podcast Appearances
13 and 113.
So fuck it.
Get an accountant and then do something where you excel and get someone else to do your math.
It has no meaning.
Look, I've said it many times.
Like Jimmy Kimmel said to me in like 1994, listen, if you could learn to cut, literally cut with a razor blade,
and tape and edit this audio tape for the radio station, you would be a much bigger asset around here.
And I went, fuck it.
I'm not going to do that.
And I was right.
It was the greatest decision I ever made.
Yeah, give me that.
Yeah, give me a bigamy one.
Oh, this is what my dad could have done.
Yeah, eventually they remarried, and that's why they had to get divorced.
I think that once you get over 300 pounds, it is bigamy.
And then eventually polygamy when you hit 900 pounds.
I don't think he said the word obtain or upon.