John Mulaney
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He said, I was fixing to get one of them divorcers.
Really?
Yeah.
Wait, his second wife, the one he just married in Vegas?
Uh-huh, the first one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What about this guy?
It was โ here's โ I mean, again, it was probably $65 for the paperwork, which was a king's ransom to the Corollas and the โ
mid late 70s uh it involved burning calories and it was something they always take the side of nothing versus something yeah where the corollas went and why get divorced when you have no assets to divide and you're both just going to go slink off in your own parts of north hollywood and wait to die like why yeah they've got the 65 bucks if they pay the fee there's nothing to fight over
I don't know that my dad had the $65 because he went and lived with my grandparents, which were his in-laws at the time.
Yeah, hello?
One bedroom with one bathroom.
In North Hollywood, you had to walk through the bedroom to get to the bathroom.
Many years of uncomfortable loathing.
It's funny that the love can fade, but the hatred doesn't.
Yeah.
I've said many times, I don't think they hated each other.
I think they were humiliated by being with each other.
Like, Teresa, you've been with plenty of schlubs in your life.