John Mulaney
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Sexual schlubs.
And women do that all the time because I've had it done to me personally where it's like I run into some old girlfriend and I can see her going to be like, ugh.
I can't believe I let that pig fuck me.
Like, ugh, I sucked his dick.
Ugh, God.
Like, women have that sense of shame.
Now, imagine two people.
Like, when you're at a party.
that sense of shame is more powerful than even hatred.
Like when you're at a party and there's someone across the party, you go, oh, fucking Kurt's here.
Fucking hate that guy.
Fucking took my starting position on the football team in high school.
You know what?
I'm going to fucking go over there just to fuck with him.
You know what I mean?
Actually, hatred can kind of bring you together like Palestinians and Jews.
Like, you know what?
We're not going to leave you alone.
We're going to blow up your fucking pizza parlor.