John Mulaney
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Oh, yes.
Absolutely.
Yeah, for sure.
My wife did better, right?
Yeah, but that's a compliment to you.
Yeah, because you don't want... It's like, here's what you want.
Here's what you want in a wife.
You want the same thing you want in a hotel room.
You don't want any of your buddies walking in your hotel room and going, what the fuck?
What are you staying here for?
Jesus, I thought you were doing pretty good.
What you want is them to walk in your hotel room and go, whoa, somebody's doing pretty good for themselves.
Now, there's a sort of backhanded compliment.
How did your smelly ass get in this beautiful suite with all the Carrara marble?
But it's still a compliment.
When you're with a hot chick or with a chick that's better than you, that's a sweet.
You want your buddies to come over and go, how did you land that?
But what if you come into your hotel room and your buddy's in the hotel room?