John Mulaney
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The only memento I have of that is the prolapsed anus.
I was able to get on with my life.
So why don't you make it a goal that by the time the, what, three-year-old?
Yes, sir.
Is entering the first grade, you guys would have flipped the house in Turlock and moved to a slightly better neighborhood.
That'll give you three years.
Yeah, that job makes it difficult, but I hear what you're saying.
Mayor of Turlock.
You can fly wherever you want.
Yeah, every day is a real estate scout for you.
That's right.
Ooh, that place has got a pool.
Yeah, there's been a horrible motorcycle accident on the 5.
Why are we going this way?
I'm just scouting some residential stuff.
I want to see what the school system is.
Open house down the way.