John Mulaney

You may not be the target demo.

All right.

For his exotic soaps.

I'll take that as a compliment.

Jesse?

What's going on?

thoughts were of trying to raise a family in a shitty place well i think uh people have been successfully doing that for period long periods of time look at the waynes brothers i put a poster of the waynes brothers up yeah in my entry hall and say do that

And then do that thing where you slap it like you're Notre Dame and you're going out and play like champions, you know.

I think there's always examples of people growing up in less than happy neighborhoods having great families.

That's called the family.

You get a good deadbolt and you all sit down for dinner every night and you impart your wisdom and values on your family.

Well, first off, use it as incentive.

How old are your kids?

All right.

So let's say by the time... Because, you know, you don't remember the first five years of your life, really.

I grew up... I was in a place called Seacane, Pennsylvania until I was, I don't know, five or six.

I don't have much of a memory other than, you know, violently being raped by a priest over and over again.

I don't have much memory of that.

It didn't stick with you.

It didn't stick with me.