John Mulaney
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Somebody from Universal, a guy named Bob Goldstein, saw a play called Golden Boy.
And the next thing I know, I'm here in California on my 22nd birthday.
On your 22nd Universal signed you up.
Signed you up seven years.
I didn't have to kiss anybody, kiss anything, go with anybody.
I just got into movies.
Tell me about the cat skills.
I want to know about that.
The Stanley Wolf play.
Yes, that's what I want to know.
I want to know about that.
This guy's a fucking national treasure, isn't he?
Then he immediately furrows his brow as if to say, did I get it wrong?
And then he waits.
Well, please ask Marty about this.
Yes, I have to know this now.
All right.
Now, where the hell were we?
Any kind of—and I'm with you—any kind of thievery that involves making off on a bicycle, unless that's the bicycle you stole, is drug-related.
There's always something super sad.