John Mulaney

This guy's a fucking national treasure, isn't he?

Then he immediately furrows his brow as if to say, did I get it wrong?

And then he waits.

Well, please ask Marty about this.

Yes, I have to know this now.

All right.

Now, where the hell were we?

Any kind of—and I'm with you—any kind of thievery that involves making off on a bicycle, unless that's the bicycle you stole, is drug-related.

There's always something super sad.

I don't know why, but when they go, the armed guy came up, shot the couple in the back of the head, and took off on a 10-speed, I actually feel more sorry for the guy on the 10-speed than the couple that was gunned down on their evening walk.

There's something weird and there's something insanely desperate about crime with a getaway bicycle guy.

He's one of the best barsmen in the business.

I need a pagan bars man for this.

Yeah, so that is... I'm guessing he's not sober.

That's what I'm guessing.

He is not only...

a really sweet, nice guy, but he's also very... He's a very talented guy, too.

He really is a very strong performer who, when he's on the top of his game, can compete with anybody and totally could work.

And it's just sad.

And it's also sad that, you know, we're basically...