John Mulaney

Watching somebody kill themselves in slow motion, and it becomes sort of a joke in a sense, and it shouldn't be, because if this was leukemia, we would treat it differently.

Instead, this is probably going to kill him faster, whatever he's doing, whatever he's up to, whatever he's into, and it's just...

It's just sad that that guy can't, you know, stay sober.

And, again, I'm assuming that things that involve necklaces and bicycles when you're in your later 40s, early 50s usually involve drugs as well.

No, I applaud the can I see that move to get the necklace.

And that's where my see with your eyes and not with your hands comes in.

I think I've just added another to my list of wanting to know if you're on the have or have not side of life or the good side of the train tracks growing up.

Junior high, I've said Levi's or Tufkin's.

Schwinn or Huffy bicycles, and now the ratio of you saying, can I see that versus see with your eyes, not with your hands.

Because I spent my entire junior high sitting on a Huffy bicycle wearing tough skins and saying,

Oh, you have that miniature football game, that little, you know, video.

Can I check that out?

Can I see that?

Can I see that?

Can I see?

Can I try?

Can I try your moped?

Can I see this?

Can I see that?

And was always on the not so fast hot shot.