John Mulaney
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
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It's not enticing women.
If you're gay, you're already in.
And you're probably not as big a bacon lover as the lumberjack is.
I think it's about...
building a bridge, you know, like I'm convinced that if they had, oh, I don't know, condoms that were sort of bobbleheads, you know, you had a Peyton Manning on there and you're a huge Denver fan, you know, and it smelled of bacon.
There are probably a few straight guys that are three or four beers away from going down on that dude.
You put it on.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's what I'm saying.
It's a bacon bridge to homosexuality.
That's clear.
That's clear to me.
Any more Skippy Lo.
And by the way, Shaq's got a pineapple-flavored punch.
That's why we couldn't find it initially.
All right, let's do one more.
What do we got?