John Mulaney
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It's not going to be a big market.
It's going to be for lumberjacks who are exceedingly heterosexual, who are super lonely, who are hungry and drunk and will suck off other straight guys.
It's an enticement.
It's a bridge.
It bridges the gay and straight oral community.
It's a bacon bridge is what it is.
It's a bridge to get...
Husky, heavy set, straight dudes to blow other dudes.
That's it.
It's not enticing women.
If you're gay, you're already in.
And you're probably not as big a bacon lover as the lumberjack is.
I think it's about...
building a bridge, you know, like I'm convinced that if they had, oh, I don't know, condoms that were sort of bobbleheads, you know, you had a Peyton Manning on there and you're a huge Denver fan, you know, and it smelled of bacon.
There are probably a few straight guys that are three or four beers away from going down on that dude.
You put it on.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's what I'm saying.