John Mulaney
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
You'd go for your phone to take a picture first.
That's right.
Nobody's going to believe this.
And in that time, the Gulls do their work.
That's right.
Carry it out to Davy Jones' locker.
That's what they did.
They dropped it in Davy Jones' locker or on someone's windshield.
Think again.
All right.
It's a very niche market, which is straight guys who want to suck off other straight guys.
It's not going to be a big market.
It's going to be for lumberjacks who are exceedingly heterosexual, who are super lonely, who are hungry and drunk and will suck off other straight guys.
It's an enticement.
It's a bridge.
It bridges the gay and straight oral community.
It's a bacon bridge is what it is.
It's a bridge to get...
Husky, heavy set, straight dudes to blow other dudes.
That's it.