John Mulaney
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Gulls.
Picked apart.
Until there was almost nothing left.
And obviously the gull can't discern between the flesh of the penis and the beautiful bacon-scented condom that covers it.
It was quite similar.
It was quite similar.
It happened so fast.
Arms out in disbelief.
What would you do if marauding seagulls were attacking your junk?
You'd go for your phone to take a picture first.
That's right.
Nobody's going to believe this.
And in that time, the Gulls do their work.
That's right.
Carry it out to Davy Jones' locker.
That's what they did.
They dropped it in Davy Jones' locker or on someone's windshield.
Think again.
All right.
It's a very niche market, which is straight guys who want to suck off other straight guys.