John Mulaney
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Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
Picked apart.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
Until there was almost nothing left.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
And obviously the gull can't discern between the flesh of the penis and the beautiful bacon-scented condom that covers it.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
It was quite similar.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
It was quite similar.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
It happened so fast.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
Arms out in disbelief.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
What would you do if marauding seagulls were attacking your junk?
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
You'd go for your phone to take a picture first.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
That's right.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
Nobody's going to believe this.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
And in that time, the Gulls do their work.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
That's right.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
Carry it out to Davy Jones' locker.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
That's what they did.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
They dropped it in Davy Jones' locker or on someone's windshield.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
Think again.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
All right.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
It's a very niche market, which is straight guys who want to suck off other straight guys.