John Oliver
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Look, if you're so paranoid that you don't believe you can walk into a bar without a gun, then you probably shouldn't be there in the first place.
Earlier today, the vice president was hospitalized after complaining of shortness of breath. Our Ed Helms is standing by at the George Washington University Hospital. Ed, what can you tell us about the vice president's condition at this moment?
Earlier today, the vice president was hospitalized after complaining of shortness of breath. Our Ed Helms is standing by at the George Washington University Hospital. Ed, what can you tell us about the vice president's condition at this moment?
Inundation? Sensory inundation?
Inundation? Sensory inundation?
What's it... Sarcophagus, what's it like to be inside that thing?
What's it... Sarcophagus, what's it like to be inside that thing?
Thank you, Ed. Ed Helms, everybody. In the last few years, America's so-called culture war has been sadly overshadowed by our so-called war war. But societal battles continue to be raged all across the country. Ed Helms reports on one.
Thank you, Ed. Ed Helms, everybody. In the last few years, America's so-called culture war has been sadly overshadowed by our so-called war war. But societal battles continue to be raged all across the country. Ed Helms reports on one.
You know, the gay marriage issue is destructive on many levels. You have to deal with it in business. You have to deal with it in the public square. You have to deal with it in the public schools.
You know, the gay marriage issue is destructive on many levels. You have to deal with it in business. You have to deal with it in the public square. You have to deal with it in the public schools.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I can, you know...
I can, you know...
Crime rates?
Crime rates?
I mean, let me put it this way. I could sit here and I could probably, you know, find some way of connecting the dots to gay marriage, to all of these, if I had enough time and I did some research.
I mean, let me put it this way. I could sit here and I could probably, you know, find some way of connecting the dots to gay marriage, to all of these, if I had enough time and I did some research.
That's such a ridiculous question. I don't even want to answer it. Are you, like, asking me serious questions or not? Of course.