John Oliver

That's such a ridiculous question. I don't even want to answer it. Are you, like, asking me serious questions or not? Of course.

Indulged in? What do you mean?

Indulged in? What do you mean?

I think that in the Broadway, it has.

I think that in the Broadway, it has.

You know, it's a little scary as to where this movement might be headed. Gay activists use a lot of the PR tactics and propaganda tactics that the Nazis used.

You know, it's a little scary as to where this movement might be headed. Gay activists use a lot of the PR tactics and propaganda tactics that the Nazis used.

Sir, how are you? You are welcome on our bus at any time. Let's do a lightning round. Okay. Your favorite book? For Whom the Bell Tolls. Favorite movie? Viva Zapata. Charlton Heston. Marlon Brando. Close enough. If I were a tree, I would be a... If I were a tree, I would be a root.

Sir, how are you? You are welcome on our bus at any time. Let's do a lightning round. Okay. Your favorite book? For Whom the Bell Tolls. Favorite movie? Viva Zapata. Charlton Heston. Marlon Brando. Close enough. If I were a tree, I would be a... If I were a tree, I would be a root.

No, Long Island should not secede from the state of New York.

No, Long Island should not secede from the state of New York.

It's just not practical to do it.

It's just not practical to do it.

It's complicated. We would need to pay for the roads that are state roads. The first thing we do is pick a state capital. We would need to pay for the state parks that are state parks.

It's complicated. We would need to pay for the roads that are state roads. The first thing we do is pick a state capital. We would need to pay for the state parks that are state parks.

Teacher certifications would all have to be done differently.

Teacher certifications would all have to be done differently.