John Oliver

So here's my question to Macy's.

The war on Christmas.

The war on Christmas.

The war on Christmas.

And there's no end in sight.

Now it feels like the war on Christmas is coming earlier and earlier every year.

I don't feel like there's a war on Christmas.

And I think if there was a war on Christmas, Christmas would win.

A bar.

Nice.

Nice.

Yes.

It's information that is classified in nature. I've said about all I'm going to say on this topic. I think we've exhausted this topic. This is about a half an hour briefing. We can spend all half an hour on it if you like.

It's information that is classified in nature. I've said about all I'm going to say on this topic. I think we've exhausted this topic. This is about a half an hour briefing. We can spend all half an hour on it if you like.

Well, the consensus position among most scientists is it's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes.

Well, the consensus position among most scientists is it's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes.

Oh, specifically. Well, new findings reveal that in the past five years, the glaciers around Greenland have melted at twice their previous rate. Now, this map shows the contours of the Arctic glacial masses as they exist today. But at this rate of glacial retreat, within only three generations, the seas could rise as much as a meter, changing the map dramatically.

Oh, specifically. Well, new findings reveal that in the past five years, the glaciers around Greenland have melted at twice their previous rate. Now, this map shows the contours of the Arctic glacial masses as they exist today. But at this rate of glacial retreat, within only three generations, the seas could rise as much as a meter, changing the map dramatically.

It was very dramatic.

It was very dramatic.