John Oliver

Your internationally acclaimed satirical TV show has to wait, baby.

I don't think you understand supply and demand in Edinburgh in August.

That is relatively similar.

So when did you find out what that show meant?

Yeah, I think Harrods staff are pretty well trained for whether you can... Oh, no racism.

I mean, again, I think that comes through the vents.

With the classism too, that's all there.

I think what they're looking for is Saudi money.

I think, or Michael Jackson moving through it.

They just sold him everything.

They did that to Michael Jackson?

My takeaway from the flawed life of Michael Jackson is not that he was scammed out of some purchases.

I think we would get to that, but I'll probably work through the abuse allegations and the history of music before we got to contractually, it felt like Harrods let him down.

I come in and start work immediately.

So I don't know if they did this with you.

When I got my stuff, I came back my first day in the office.

I think I've found out since then, this is a very nice thing that they would do.

They would try and get you on the show straight away.

So you're not...

Hanging around too long, watching, thinking about what it will be like.