John Oliver

Well, that brings us to solution number three, John, accountability. Finally, there needs to be a system where guilty priests can unburden themselves by going into a small room and talking privately and then have a chance to atone for what they've done.

Well, that brings us to solution number three, John, accountability. Finally, there needs to be a system where guilty priests can unburden themselves by going into a small room and talking privately and then have a chance to atone for what they've done.

My idea is slightly different. Instead of wood-paneled walls, we would use reinforced concrete. Instead of a traditional confessional screen, we can increase transparency in the church with five-inch-thick bulletproof glass. And to ensure that this is a safe space for these priests, why not place a number of armed guards nearby?

My idea is slightly different. Instead of wood-paneled walls, we would use reinforced concrete. Instead of a traditional confessional screen, we can increase transparency in the church with five-inch-thick bulletproof glass. And to ensure that this is a safe space for these priests, why not place a number of armed guards nearby?

Well, you could call it that. I prefer to call it a maximum security monastery. Thank you very much. John Hodgman.

Well, you could call it that. I prefer to call it a maximum security monastery. Thank you very much. John Hodgman.

What's up? I'm John Leguizamo, hosting The Daily Show. And that's your phone, Mom.

What's up? I'm John Leguizamo, hosting The Daily Show. And that's your phone, Mom.

You have to wake up now. Okay, and I have a very special guest that she just blew it because her phone went off. But my mom is here with us, and I want to ask you a couple questions. I want to show the people at home what it's like when we're at home. I mean, we don't live in the same place anymore. Thank God for you. Tell the audience how big a pain in the neck I was.

You have to wake up now. Okay, and I have a very special guest that she just blew it because her phone went off. But my mom is here with us, and I want to ask you a couple questions. I want to show the people at home what it's like when we're at home. I mean, we don't live in the same place anymore. Thank God for you. Tell the audience how big a pain in the neck I was.

This is your chance to get off your chest, because if you don't say now, don't bring it up at dinner next week or the week after or at Christmas or Thanksgiving when you have a whole family around you and witnesses.

This is your chance to get off your chest, because if you don't say now, don't bring it up at dinner next week or the week after or at Christmas or Thanksgiving when you have a whole family around you and witnesses.

You did. Yeah, because a hyper child is a good thing. People don't realize that. We bring a lot of benefits to parents. So, Ma, you saw The Daily Show last night. What did you think? What's your review, your critique?

You did. Yeah, because a hyper child is a good thing. People don't realize that. We bring a lot of benefits to parents. So, Ma, you saw The Daily Show last night. What did you think? What's your review, your critique?

Oh, yeah, Ana's a bomb.

Oh, yeah, Ana's a bomb.

But did you have notes or did you have some criticisms, though? Did I mess up something? Did I mess for you?

But did you have notes or did you have some criticisms, though? Did I mess up something? Did I mess for you?

Like when you come see my Broadway shows, you always have notes.

Like when you come see my Broadway shows, you always have notes.