John Reeves
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1,814 appearances
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first heard Dec 2023
last heard Feb 2025
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I grew up in old houses in the Chicago area. You know what I mean? And like some of them houses were creepy for no reason. And some weren't. You know what I'm saying? Like, yeah.
But I was I was in Iraq and I was in one of them like, you know, Uday and Kusei like fucking raped people. Them guys were evil.
All of them. I carried their bodies off an airplane and had to guard them until they got cleaned up by the morgue and DNA tested. But Them fucking guys, them palaces, like they would pick up like fucking 12 year olds off the street. They didn't give a fuck. The lions, we found them fucking.
So Uday had lions and the lions were, it's not funny, but I mean, it's kind of humorous, but I think it's funny.
uh the lions were like on the the army side the big army side and they were inside this fence right and then the lions were like just lazy as fuck didn't care about no army guys and then one day i seen a lady and kids walk by and they're just behind chain link and them fucking lions went nuts and i knew like only feeding them that fuck yeah Fuck yeah. They were fucking evil.
Yeah. Or the fucking carp outside the palaces. You know them big lakes full of these giant carps that just are going to eat bodies like you read about. Yeah, but so I was down in one of those one night just because like I could be and I had my flashlight. Always been fascinated by ghost hunting, by the way. So I'm down there by myself just exploring, you know what I mean?
And like fucking door slammed on me, you know what I mean? I was freaked the fuck out. I'm the only one down there, you know what I mean? Like... Freaked me the fuck out, man. And the energy down in those fucking rape rooms or whatever. I don't know what the fuck you call it. They did fucking bad shit there. It's just like, I don't know. You ever ride a roller coaster and it turns your stomach?
Yeah. That's how it feels to me in them rooms. I don't know what that is, but it makes me almost want to throw up. And the stronger it is, the more I feel like I'm going to throw up.
Yeah. Yeah, I got to be honest. If I could clone myself and I'd had like a mini me right now, I would abuse them. just to make sure he grows up right. I would raise him right. You know what I mean? Like, uh, I don't, and I, when I say abuse him, I mean like force him to work hard. Yeah. Fucking earn his shit his whole fucking life.
I mean like, yeah, I had a guy like I had a, uh, I don't know what he was. I was in the Middle East somewhere and I, uh, one of the guys asked me like, are American babies stupid? And I'm like, what? And he's like, are American babies stupid? And I'm like, why? And he's like, well, in America, like there would be a fence at the edge of the cliff. So the baby can't go over in my country.
Yeah.
Stay away from the drunks. Because you hear about the kid that gets hit.
At the liquor store.
Yeah. I did the same thing.
Yeah. I tell you, I got my first key. I was six. I fucking lost it like the same day. my mom's yelling at me and she's like, you know, what do you got to say for yourself? I was like, I still remember, it's like one of my oldest memories. It's like, I'm six? Yeah. And she was just kind of like. Yeah. I'm six. Like I had it one fucking day. Like I never carried a key in my life.
Like, of course I'm going to fuck this up. You know? And she was like, we can't afford all these keys. You know what I mean? Right. Uh, but at the same time, like I'm fucking six, you know? So we ended up having to hide it somewhere. And then, you know, cause my brother wasn't good at fucking keys either. Like,
Yeah.
I don't... A lot of unit or special forces or ranger guys, like... I used to call it the fatherless. You know what I mean? And it works kind of two ways. Either you had a dad, but he worked and he came home and he passed out and he woke up and he was gone before you got up. And when you got home, he was asleep on the couch or already out for the night because he fucking works fucking up.
lot of hours or you kind of just didn't have a dad you know what i mean right those people make special forces soldiers just like you know dad issues for a chick or put her on a pole those same issues and a dude puts them in special forces yeah and i'll take the fatherless all day long
Well, you wouldn't have that kind of focus without that.
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