John Reeves
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1,814 appearances
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first heard Dec 2023
last heard Feb 2025
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Yeah.
Yeah. Well, then you got soccer where like, you know, you rubbed elbows with the guy and he falls over. And you're like, what the fuck? You're faking it. Like, I have children. I know the faker. Like, what the fuck?
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they fall on the ground.
Yeah, I totally agree.
Yeah. Yeah. It's fucking crazy, man. I used to, when I was 38, I was a sergeant major in the Army. And like, I don't know, hand-to-hand jiu-jitsu kind of got boring for me. So like I was looking for other hobbies. Yeah.
i was at the px and i seen like the fort bragg rugby team practices like tuesday at six or something so i just went out there for something to do man and i'm gonna tell you you think fucking jujitsu fucks people up fucking go play fucking rugby matter of fact stay the fuck away from rugby like it's fucking brutal no helmets No, nothing, man.
And, like, when I was a kid, I don't know if I can say this, but we played Smear the Queer all the time. Like, I don't know what you call that, but that's what it was just called when we were kids. I'd come home, my shirt would be ripped. I'd get another beating because, like, you ripped another shirt. These are expensive. You know what I mean? But, like, it's my brother's anyway, right?
Like, not like he bought me a shirt. But, man, it was, like, crazy. My first practice, like, the ball's sitting there, and one of the coaches is like, grab the ball and run. So I just fucking grabbed a ball and just ran every one of these little motherfuckers over. And then guys were like, man, what college did you play in? I was like, none. And I never played rugby a day in my life.
My first game was like fucking in my third practice. You know what I mean? That's crazy. But in doing jujitsu and fighting people in Iraq every night, like I thought rugby was kind of easy. The guy's running at me and I just got to take him down. Fucking double legs. And then I started getting more tackles than anyone in my coach.
You know, they keep stats and be like, you had like 80 tackles a game. How do you do that? And it's like... Double, double, double leg takedown. Single leg. Maybe a trip. Yeah. You know what I mean? And but and then like one of the times, you know, one of the coaches was like, hey, will you teach us how, you know, how would you how do you normally tackle?
You get the most tackles and like double single legs.
I just taught wrestling moves.
I bet the pro-level fuckers are doing that shit. They have to. Like, have to. Yeah. I mean, because think about this. Like, I know a lot of linemen do, like, cali for hand speed and stuff like that. You know what I mean? Right? Because they got to win the hand fight. Right. So I know there's a lot of sports that use a lot of discipline. So I would imagine they would have to be...
Fucking having, you know, wrestling practice or takedown tackle practice. Right. I would imagine they're doing same shit as everyone else.
Right. Yeah. Right. Well, there's no pads. So, you know, you can't come 30 miles an hour into this tackle. You might have to come in at 10 miles an hour. You know what I mean? Because you got no pads.
I want thicker helmets and more collisions. Let's go.
Yeah. Fuck every time.
Yeah. The Army team has a lot of Tongans. There's a Fort Bragg. Tongans are paratroopers as people. I don't know how that works, but they are, man. They all play rugby. A buddy of mine was like, I was like, you know, you, how, you know, when, when you start playing rugby, he was like, I was like three, you know, huge guy.
Like I knew, I knew I was doing pretty good at rugby when the Tongans were like, we'd pick, they'd pick teams and all the Tongans would be like, we want big John. You can have the rest. And I'd be like, yeah, me and the Tongans will get some, right? We'll fucking crush the people. But like they start playing with like a coconut.
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