John Reeves
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1,814 appearances
4 recordings
1 series
first heard Dec 2023
last heard Feb 2025
John Reeves’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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The number nine boy. What's that? That's what the Egyptian Special Forces called him, the number nine boy. He's the boy that gets fucked. Why number nine? I don't know. That's what the Egyptian Special Forces called him. But every Afghanistan village had a fucking, what do they call it, the chogie boy or fucking something like that. Yeah, something like that, yeah.
But basically the 12-year-old that gets raped.
Yeah, this happened to me on my – so I did a solo mission in Afghanistan, the book Kill Bin Laden. You ever hear of it? Yeah. I brought a hardback for you. Oh, nice. I'll sign it for you if you want. Sure. But it's hard to get a hardback. It's like it's got library shit in it. I had to buy it because people always ask me to sign it. I didn't write the book. I'm just in it.
And people always ask me for a signature on it, right? So I bought like, I don't know, family or friends, someone wanted one. I bought like a lot from a library. They didn't use them no more because they don't sell the hardbacks no more. But I went out on a mission alone in Afghanistan. I was gone 10 days. First, I think, first successful mission of the war. My opinion, I don't know.
I don't know if there's other missions that were more successful than mine. So I went out alone and then... I do the recon. I have the footage I need. I have every fucking thing I need to launch a raid. We—I'm alone. We stop. I'm in a fucking jingly truck, right? Like, I fucking just—I'm in this truck. I hitchhiked, basically, from Jalalabad into the Tora Bora Mountains.
I'm in a jingly truck with this fucking driver.
You know, where they, like—it's like a fucking, like, a six-wheel, like, dump truck. But, like, they hang the chains and bells, and they paint it, like, 17 different bright colors, and they—
you never seen a jing yeah fucking jingly truck because it fucking jingles man yeah yeah the fuck is that yeah so i'm in one of these motherfuckers with this motherfucker right uh he's like a logger he's he runs the valley he's always in the area um but like i don't know any of this fucking i can't even talk to the guy i don't fucking speak shit you know what i mean
Um, and then like, it's fucking dangerous. I had to go through checkpoints. I had to act like a retard, uh, to get through a fucking checkpoint. What did you do? Man, I was at a fucking checkpoint and the dude was like, there's this fucking, the checkpoints in Afghanistan are fucking sketch. Uh, you know, they got like one piece of yarn across the road. Yeah.
You better fucking stop or you'll be shot. They don't give a fuck about you. And like, so the car in front of us, I think the fucking like this dude like stole bread from a little kid. You know what I mean? Little kid was eating a piece of bread. We just snatched it out of the fucking car, yelled at the people.
I thought he was going to schwack him because I didn't have anything to give him that he wanted. So, I'm in this jingly truck, comes next, fucking AK in the chest. Fuck, I don't know what the fuck he's saying, right? But I know if I speak English, I'm dead. So, not an option. So, he's like yelling at me, right? And then finally, I just figured...
I'm going to do like volume level 12 and just fucking yell in his face, right? So I just get super close to his face, which he didn't like. And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no. And the guy's like, what the fuck? And then like backed up and then motion like.
motion like get the fuck through here with ak wow yeah so what you just on the spot yeah another one i had a i picked up like a dirty towel or blanket off the floor and they took that right but what i learned being out alone one of the things i learned is you know you like you watch the movies and like they pull out a wad of cash and they're like i wink get me across the border there friend you know these motherfuckers that just shoot you in the face and take everything you got
Don't whip that shit out. You're going to get murdered. They're just going to take it all. I mean, they'll steal bread from a fucking kid. You think they give a fuck about your life?
you know what i mean and they just fucking throw you on the side of the road and let you rot like they don't even care about the smell like so like uh yeah i had to act like a retard through this one man they don't give a fuck man they don't give a fuck you just figured that out on the spot on the spot yeah so uh we get i get in the truck we do the recon i like had a literally i had a cigarette bag i think it's like kent or some shit i don't fucking smoke but like kent cigarettes
I had a plastic bag with my fucking sat phone. Anyway, I had to get a camera out, get it under my arm, and I kind of filmed the house, right? US eyes on. And then I had to get the footage back. So we get to the end of the valley. It's fucking dark. There's no way we can get out of the valley before light. So we stop at this house and the driver's like, you know, motion us in. Right.
It's the Muslim right of they can't turn you away. Right. So we go to this house. We're in the room. Bunch of old fucking grumpy men. They don't fucking like me at all. And the driver and the driver, I guess, goes there and crashes all the time when he's in the valley. Right. So this is normal for him to be here.
And then so in that room, they had like this boy and they fucking drug him into another room and you could hear yelling and shit. And I was just like, what the fuck do you do? I have everything I need to pull off the first successful mission in Afghanistan for the American government. Okay. Do I save this kid and compromise my mission or do I just get the fuck out of here?
and pull this motherfucker off. And the reality is I had to look the other way and I didn't like it. But so, uh, I took my speed, you know, they give you speed. I took my speed, stayed up. Everyone went to bed. They fed me dark opium tea. They tried to put me down. That's why I drank the tea anyway, knowing it was spiked. Uh, and then I took my speed to kind of counteract it.
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