John Reeves
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1,814 appearances
4 recordings
1 series
first heard Dec 2023
last heard Feb 2025
John Reeves’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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All right.
I'll give it to you. I'll text it to you.
I'll text it to you today. For real. I'll text it to you. I'm done with it.
I think it's as good as I could get it. And I'm just a regular, I'm in Chicago public school system. Fuck. I didn't even take a book home because if the school loses the books, they can't teach. So it was like half, half of my class was in the book and the other half was homework and he left the books in class. So like, I didn't have homework.
Yeah. No bullshit. But which leads me to Iraq where I did hundreds of solo missions. I was a taxi driver. I had like, I don't know, fucking 30, 50 vehicles in Iraq.
Yeah.
Yeah. Well, no, it's just kind of my thing. You don't have to call me. Just tell me what you need.
Yeah. I mean, my bosses knew how to use me like that.
I don't know. I hate to say this, but like guys like me are generally fucking assholes. Like you've met a few guys like me and they're like, yeah, I was afraid someone would get away. Like, shut the fuck up, man. God damn it. You know what I mean? Like, so not really a fan of a lot of like alpha males. They can be dicks at times.
So like, uh, yeah, it kind of set me down my, down my path is I just stayed away from the dicks and did my own thing.
And I didn't have to fuck with no one else. It's on my timeline fucking. And I will make this happen. Like I will make shit happen that other people can't. I don't know how. I don't know why, but I just will.
Yeah. So having said that, we're talking about Iraq. I brought some show and tell items. What'd you bring? I brought something I have never fucking shown before. What do you got? And I believe it's fucking evil. You want to see it?
I got to get it out of my box.
Hey, can you Google Saddam Hussein Mouser?
Yeah. Jesus. It's the one where he shoots the Mauser in the air at the fucking parade grounds. I was given that to buy his tailor. Wow. Yeah, that one. The liner fell out. The liner's in here. Look. You can see what kind of hat it is. The glue fell out of the liner, but look. Whoa.
I rolled up his tailor. And all his butlers. Anybody who touched his ass fed him or touched his dick. I fucking rolled them motherfuckers up. Wow. Saddam was captured nine days after I left. I had to leave for Christmas.
Yeah. Yeah. But it's a Piccadilly fox fur hat. I also have a sweater. I took a... I had all his clothes, like... Man, fuck, I had everything that guy had. But, yeah, his tailor. Okay, so Saddam's inner circle, right? When I was working Saddam, we were working a Saddam piece, right? Some fucking legendary hits that no one's ever fucking talked about. Like...
we did the cleverest shit fucking during saddam and i will tell you this is i learned on my fucking singleton mission in afghanistan the first one we need to be a lot fucking smarter if we want to crush these motherfuckers and i'm not talking like we captured two bad guys i'm talking we go in kill everyone needs to be killed capture everyone that needs to be captured and fucking do this right right so um yeah with the saddam piece right um
His tailor and his butlers and Saddam's inner circle was all Christians. Fucking every one of them was a Christian. And Saddam believed... That Christians, if they martyr themselves, go to hell. Muslims martyr themselves, you go to heaven. So he surrounded himself with fucking Christians.
So his tailor, his butlers, his Jawalas, all those guys, they're fucking washing his ass, feeding this motherfucker. We're all Christians.
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