John Reeves
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1,814 appearances
4 recordings
1 series
first heard Dec 2023
last heard Feb 2025
John Reeves’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Yeah. Yeah. Fuck yeah.
Yeah. Pedro Sauer.
Yeah, I love it. I call it, like, I call it fat guy jiu-jitsu, and I think people are shocked when I say that term. But really, it's like the, I don't know, the Danaher ageless stuff. There's stuff that bigger guys, less athletic... are going to have to do because they can't do a flying whatever. You know what I mean? And I love his smash game. So I went to the Machado camp.
It was him, Roger, Carlos, and John. John Machado. I love that guy too. You know John? Sure. He carries condom holsters. Nice. Yeah, he's great, man. But I went to their summer camp and I was like, hey, can I get a picture? And he was sitting on the couch and Carlos is like... you know, typical bigger brother shit. Get the fuck up. You're lazy. Kind of dogging him.
So I was like, I was like, you don't have to get up coach. So I sat on his lap.
book that's hilarious but yeah uh i went to a machado camp this year i spent a lot of time with rafael levato i love that dude that guy's a fucking legend yeah he is like he is i i got invited to felipe costa's kind of an affiliate training with rafael like shout out to rafael he's a fucking amazing every one of his black belts gave me time like uh and then felipe costa like
just fucking next level man and look it gives me hope as an old guy like i know i'm 55 and i know i want to win the fucking 55 year old bracket but why the fuck do i need to be in the 55 year old bracket you know what i mean if my jujitsu is good enough i should be able to fight anyone right and that's what gives me hope of fucking carrying on that one day like because i know all i do is fight these young guys and yeah sure they beat me right now but like
You know, how many times did Helio get crushed? Right. You know what I'm saying? So like it's the beauty of jujitsu is the age should be fucking the least in this equation. You know what I mean? So that's kind of where I stand. And I'll tell you, man, anytime someone can fucking put it to me where I'm about to go down, I couldn't be fucking happier, man. I had this black belt the other day.
out of nowhere just fucking smash me and like and then he lets i tap he lets me up and i just got the biggest smile on my face and he was like looking at me and i was like that was fucking amazing coach i was like you ain't never smashed me like that right and he he just kind of looking at me and just fucking tackled him again you know what i mean fucking went right back to smashing me you know what i mean like
I just fucking love it, man.
There's no better. Well, as a human being, I need to learn something every day. I think you're the same way in a lot of ways. I don't care what it is.
I think it keeps Alzheimer, fucking all that bullshit away.
Yeah, for real, right?
Thanks, man.
Yeah, thank you.
So, okay. I'm going to get some rounds in the future when you're healthy?
All right. I'd love to do that. I'd love to get some rounds with you. Yeah, for sure. I definitely want to come back. I killed Tony last night. Fucking amazing. It's like bucket list for me.
Man, I couldn't thank you enough. Like, I know I came here yesterday. Not a big deal to me, right? Because, like, yo, I got killed Tony out of this deal. Like, last night was fucking funny, man. This guy told a joke last night. The funniest fucking joke I think I ever heard in my life. I don't know if I could say it or not. Who was it? I don't know.
There was a guy, just kind of shorter guy, white guy, beard, and he just read jokes. He just said, like, random jokes.
Yeah, as a bucket pull guy. Oh, okay, cool. And then, like, he said this joke. You want to hear it? Sure. Okay. This is the fucking funniest thing I heard in a long time. Why don't police have turtles as pets?
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