John Safran
speaker
891 appearances
4 recordings
2 series
first heard May 2026
last heard 16 Jun
John Safran’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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And then I realised from the outside, I'd seen this attic window, but I hadn't gone up there.
So what happened when you clambered up into this attic?
Well, so first of all, there's this stench and there's animal droppings and hardened animal droppings.
And then also there was a hole in the attic where the roof had fallen in and there was this big bird, what looked like half like a turkey, half like a vulture.
So it's sort of pretty horrifying.
And what was it doing?
That I was, I admit, I was pretty frightened.
Right.
But it didn't seem to worry about me in the attic.
It just seemed to be worried about its meal.
So then I went to the window because I wanted to look out from the perspective of being in the attic, looking out to the street.
And then I hear this screech.
It's like this scraping, it's like a, and it's like a gate scraping.
And it's loud?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And when you turned around, what was the bird doing?
Like the wings were stretched out and like it clearly decided, because I thought it didn't have a problem with me because it was just concentrating on its mouth.
What problem, what possible problem could the vulture, the flesh-eating vulture have with me, an enteloper in its mouth?
I think it's like me lying down.
The wingspan was that.
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