John Stamos

They do.

I'm jumping around, but I am a stand-up comic junkie.

I think... I'm a junkie junkie.

Yeah, I was gonna... No, you're not.

You're the healthiest junkie, I know.

Why go through comedy if you... But I'm obsessed with stand-up comics and how you guys do it and craft and the science and the, you know, the... Well, it's like, you know, it's the same with me watching you.

And one of the guys in the band shouldn't become good friends with Charlie Manson, shouldn't bring him home.

Do you know this story?

Dennis Wilson.

Dennis... Oh, okay.

Yes.

Dennis Wilson was out.

He was... He picked up two hitchhikers, took them back to his house, had sex with them, went to the studio with Terry Melcher, Doris Day's son.

Had sex with the hitchhiker.

Had two of them.

Turned out to be Squeaky Fromm and Susan Atkins.

Comes home, there's a party going on in his house, and this little guy comes out and says, kisses his feet, says, I'm not here to hurt you, man, I'm here to serve you.

And it was Manson.

And moved into Dennis' house and never left.

Dennis had to move out.