John Tothill

I agree, I think.

OK, Lorna says, I was so hungover on my commute, I threw up on the tube into a Greggs bag.

Told everyone next to me it was morning sickness.

What do we say to Lorna?

Here comes Lewis, age 30.

He's written his age.

That's good.

Lewis says, I once sent an email to our office manager asking if she wanted a chocolate orange after a stressful day.

That's nice.

A colleague then informed me that I had sent it to everyone in the company, including our offices in Paris and Hong Kong.

And finally, I emailed HR as my colleagues were having a lock-in in the office and two of them got fired.

Give me a cheer if we forgive them.

Give me a cheer if you don't.

Interesting, what a fascinating place to leave this.

What have we learned, my angels?

Well, the world is full of self-improvement experts, and I don't use that term correctly at all, offering unsolicited advice on how to be more productive.

Here is a genuine quotation from a lifestyle influencer called Ed Milet.

In fact, can we play it?

My favourite bit of that is when he says, some dude in a cave 300 years ago.

So, since everyone is giving advice on the ideal working day, I thought, by way of conclusion to this, I would throw my hat in the ring.