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John Tothill

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Comedy of the Week
John Tothill Forgives Your Sins

And to be clear, my hat is an Easter bonnet.

Comedy of the Week
John Tothill Forgives Your Sins

I want you to take this advice as gospel, by which I mean, would be better if sung by a choir.

Comedy of the Week
John Tothill Forgives Your Sins

So...

Comedy of the Week
John Tothill Forgives Your Sins

First of all, wake up early.

Comedy of the Week
John Tothill Forgives Your Sins

I really do think that.

Comedy of the Week
John Tothill Forgives Your Sins

It's good to wake up early.

Comedy of the Week
John Tothill Forgives Your Sins

If you're like me and you struggle to wake up early, can I suggest have lots and lots of spicy margaritas the night before?

Comedy of the Week
John Tothill Forgives Your Sins

You'll wake up with such a dry mouth, yeah, that your body will actually wake you up, yeah?

Comedy of the Week
John Tothill Forgives Your Sins

Five o'clock in the morning, out the bedroom, on a quest for liquid, yeah?

Comedy of the Week
John Tothill Forgives Your Sins

Sometimes I'll just drink the vase water of my...

Comedy of the Week
John Tothill Forgives Your Sins

My friend's birthday bouquet.

Comedy of the Week
John Tothill Forgives Your Sins

I don't care.

Comedy of the Week
John Tothill Forgives Your Sins

Fantastic.

Comedy of the Week
John Tothill Forgives Your Sins

Next, wellness expert Wim Hof says you should begin your day with an ice-cold plunge.

Comedy of the Week
John Tothill Forgives Your Sins

I say I see your ice plunge, Wim Hof, and I raise you a boiling hot bubble bath and a beef bourguignon.

Comedy of the Week
John Tothill Forgives Your Sins

Next tip, beware of caffeine after midday.

Comedy of the Week
John Tothill Forgives Your Sins

I have four full cafetiers at 11.59.

Comedy of the Week
John Tothill Forgives Your Sins

That brings me up...

Comedy of the Week
John Tothill Forgives Your Sins

12.01, Aperol Spritz number one.

Comedy of the Week
John Tothill Forgives Your Sins

That brings me down.