John Tothill

Do you know what I mean?

LAUGHTER

It's interesting actually, freelance writing, you can wake up, sit down at your desk, blink and you've been making scrambled eggs for hours, you know.

Do you know what I mean?

Work from home people, it's scary isn't it?

It really can, you know.

You blink and you're at Afrobeats dance class at your local episode.

Sometimes I'll pretend I'm in an office, Izzy.

I sometimes will make like a workstation for myself.

Do work from home people, do you do this?

And some of you, like office people, you might remember this from the lockdown when we all worked from home, which I consider a kind of cultural appropriation, by the way.

I look at that and think, well, that wasn't really your thing, was it?

That was my thing.

My flatmate was working for the local council.

I've never seen so many desktop monitors.

He brought in, you know, organising bin collection.

He looked like he was launching a rocket or something ridiculous.

Sometimes, as a work-from-home-er, I will venture out into the library.

Libraries?

OK, let's quickly talk about this.