Johnny Smacks

They have a lot to answer for, so lad.

But I used to work in a factory.

And for anybody who works in a factory, like, keep their head up because they tell you one thing.

It was soul-sucking, lad.

Like, my mam said to me, you're going to have to get a job.

I was after dropping out of college, like.

So I went into the factory, like.

And this is no word of life.

I didn't drive at the time.

She used to drop me to work.

and i was a grown man of 19 and i cried on the way to work and said like please please don't let me go to work and then one day i just had enough i was standing on the line how long were you working there at this stage eight or nine months god yeah it was a long time uh seemed like an eternity but i was on the line one day and all the lucas lavian boys had had the breakfast you know what i mean they had been out and had the breakfast and i was still there i said to the boss hey

When am I going to my breakfast?

I was mad for a sausage.

We know about the granny sausage.

Yeah, you know what I mean.

And he said, you'll go when I tell you.

And I said, yeah, that's it now.

Fired down.

I was hoovering out the spinal cords over pigs.

That was my job.