Johnny Smacks

Quit your job.

We'll have no electricity or nothing.

There'll be a load of ESB lads going trying to make a rock band or something.

But, like, don't be miserable.

No.

Life's too short, lad.

Exactly.

YOLO and all that.

I wouldn't say I had a terrible job.

Like, I liked it there.

And, like, they were so good to me in there.

They're absolutely sound.

And, like, they were so good with me and everything.

And, like, when Push came to show, I kind of had to leave the job because...

you were used to that I was spending more time spawning around as a Johnny than I was in behind the counter so but I loved it I loved chatting to all the old ones and all that haggling with the price of a chop haggling for 4 cent like with an old one and doing the turkey then and they coming in and inspecting it like they fucking know something about turkey like

Do you know what I mean Don't have a little pork in it Is that a fella or a woman I said I don't know It's fucking dead How am I supposed to know A big chicken would do them like Yeah Like I don't know There's a turkey of a willy There's a question Next week's podcast Do turkeys have willies We're going to throw that out To the Snapchat there If you know Snap us in Johnny B. Tipman Johnny Smacks Yeah Do turkeys have willies

But that's a whole other discussion.

But no, I enjoyed my time there.

And it made me the man I am today.

Like, you know, the factory.