Jon DelCollo

oh dude it's crazy dude there was what the fuck he was like he said this guy came out of a porn hole by his wife finding like he had like ordered butt plugs for himself and his wife was just like what are these he was like bro i was good i was completely good they're boy pacifiers put one in your mouth

oh dude it's crazy dude there was what the fuck he was like he said this guy came out of a porn hole by his wife finding like he had like ordered butt plugs for himself and his wife was just like what are these he was like bro i was good i was completely good they're boy pacifiers put one in your mouth

they calmed me down i got my i was like telling my wife again we talk about everything now but i was like telling her i was like best friends i was just like dude i was like bro i'm off the nog just trying to like like she'd be impressed and she was like why do you even have to look at it anyway it's like what are you talking about she's like why don't you just masturbate and i was like what are you talking about why why do i have to explain this like you speak on the it's a lifestyle yeah well

they calmed me down i got my i was like telling my wife again we talk about everything now but i was like telling her i was like best friends i was just like dude i was like bro i'm off the nog just trying to like like she'd be impressed and she was like why do you even have to look at it anyway it's like what are you talking about she's like why don't you just masturbate and i was like what are you talking about why why do i have to explain this like you speak on the it's a lifestyle yeah well

Yeah, let me think about it. Because it's a bunch of naked ladies doing stuff I'll never ever see in real life. Yeah. But she's right. Why the fuck would I need that? Have you ever tried to find your dick twin? My dick twin? Yeah. In porn? Yeah. If I see anyone even, like, if someone's not... It's like an Appalachian OnlyFans.

Yeah, let me think about it. Because it's a bunch of naked ladies doing stuff I'll never ever see in real life. Yeah. But she's right. Why the fuck would I need that? Have you ever tried to find your dick twin? My dick twin? Yeah. In porn? Yeah. If I see anyone even, like, if someone's not... It's like an Appalachian OnlyFans.

No, no, I'm just curious. I'm a total science queen, dude. If someone's even close to me, I'm going, brother, what are you doing? Get it fucking done.

No, no, I'm just curious. I'm a total science queen, dude. If someone's even close to me, I'm going, brother, what are you doing? Get it fucking done.

Yo, bro, I hate to break it to you. I think you don't have what it takes, kid. I think you need to get a new job, brother.

Yo, bro, I hate to break it to you. I think you don't have what it takes, kid. I think you need to get a new job, brother.

Come to Porn Goat. True. That could be. I mean, yeah, you'd have to make it up in passion, though. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Come to Porn Goat. True. That could be. I mean, yeah, you'd have to make it up in passion, though. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Be a chow monster. But I have a feeling. Wait, what? No, I might be.

Be a chow monster. But I have a feeling. Wait, what? No, I might be.

If you did, you could do, you could do like, yeah, you could do like passionate, like women's porn kind of. At that point, just become like a fucking actor. Yes. Yeah, just go to Hollywood.

If you did, you could do, you could do like, yeah, you could do like passionate, like women's porn kind of. At that point, just become like a fucking actor. Yes. Yeah, just go to Hollywood.

Or like a soapy vampire, right? A hit song. That'd be cool. A hit song. Speaking of which, I have like a feeling that might be my dick twin. The guy, the redhead guy who's like, meh.

Or like a soapy vampire, right? A hit song. That'd be cool. A hit song. Speaking of which, I have like a feeling that might be my dick twin. The guy, the redhead guy who's like, meh.

Anthony, what's his name? Oliver Anthony. Oliver Anthony. I feel like we probably are addicted to it. If I had to guess, I don't want to, you know, it's not bad, we're average. We need to see that guy's piece, though. There's no way that guy has a huge piece. You can't rally against the fucking... Right. You can't rally against the bourgeois.

Anthony, what's his name? Oliver Anthony. Oliver Anthony. I feel like we probably are addicted to it. If I had to guess, I don't want to, you know, it's not bad, we're average. We need to see that guy's piece, though. There's no way that guy has a huge piece. You can't rally against the fucking... Right. You can't rally against the bourgeois.