Jon DelCollo

People definitely died. If you were outside, they're claiming apple-sized hail.

People definitely died. If you were outside, they're claiming apple-sized hail.

that's yeah that's and it was 15 straight minutes it was crazy and the wind was from what i saw swirling because people thought it was a tornado damn it was 80 mile out of nowhere i got an alert on my phone i was watching a new hope with my kids watching star wars the first one yes just chilling all of a sudden it's like you know you get the amber alert thing or whatever that's not the same yeah sure my bad you just get like your phone's gonna be a real wet pervert coming to you

that's yeah that's and it was 15 straight minutes it was crazy and the wind was from what i saw swirling because people thought it was a tornado damn it was 80 mile out of nowhere i got an alert on my phone i was watching a new hope with my kids watching star wars the first one yes just chilling all of a sudden it's like you know you get the amber alert thing or whatever that's not the same yeah sure my bad you just get like your phone's gonna be a real wet pervert coming to you

About to get diddled by the weather. We got diddled, by the way. It fucking broke two of our windows. Whoa. Dude, my neighborhood got smashed, dude. Oh, my God. Like, if you walked afterwards, it was just... Did you go outside in it? Hell no, dude. Dude, I thought, like, I had my kids away from the window. My sweet wife, which is left in an Uber moments before.

About to get diddled by the weather. We got diddled, by the way. It fucking broke two of our windows. Whoa. Dude, my neighborhood got smashed, dude. Oh, my God. Like, if you walked afterwards, it was just... Did you go outside in it? Hell no, dude. Dude, I thought, like, I had my kids away from the window. My sweet wife, which is left in an Uber moments before.

And they had to pull into, like, a car wash for shelter in an Uber.

And they had to pull into, like, a car wash for shelter in an Uber.

It was, it was, I've never been scared in a storm. This is the first time I was looking at my roof being like, this thing might come down on us. Is that the craziest storm you've ever seen with your own eyes? Easily. Dude, easily. Wow. It was just literally raining golf balls for 15 minutes.

It was, it was, I've never been scared in a storm. This is the first time I was looking at my roof being like, this thing might come down on us. Is that the craziest storm you've ever seen with your own eyes? Easily. Dude, easily. Wow. It was just literally raining golf balls for 15 minutes.

Just going on the roof. Took out my kids, went to my kids windows just side by side. Whoa. What about car windows? So it might have been a storm. It was a bit of a pervert. Yeah. Only my kids rooms. And, dude, and they hit, like, if you went outside after. I went out afterwards when it settled down. I went to Home Depot after and just LARPed as a contractor. Yeah, it's nice. For, like, 30 minutes.

Just going on the roof. Took out my kids, went to my kids windows just side by side. Whoa. What about car windows? So it might have been a storm. It was a bit of a pervert. Yeah. Only my kids rooms. And, dude, and they hit, like, if you went outside after. I went out afterwards when it settled down. I went to Home Depot after and just LARPed as a contractor. Yeah, it's nice. For, like, 30 minutes.

Just carrying one piece of wood. I was genuinely shaking. Swinging it around. Literally, that's exactly what I did. But I brought a tape measure with me. So I had the tape measure, and I knew it. It was like, bro, don't do this. But I hooked it onto my fucking bell clip, and I was fully LARPing as a contractor the entire time.

Just carrying one piece of wood. I was genuinely shaking. Swinging it around. Literally, that's exactly what I did. But I brought a tape measure with me. So I had the tape measure, and I knew it. It was like, bro, don't do this. But I hooked it onto my fucking bell clip, and I was fully LARPing as a contractor the entire time.

The what?

The what?

Dude, I would have. I think I was pretending on my iPhone. I was like... Yeah, go ahead, Jimmy. Dude, I was in the aisle of, like, just the duct tape aisle, and I was trying to flex.

Dude, I would have. I think I was pretending on my iPhone. I was like... Yeah, go ahead, Jimmy. Dude, I was in the aisle of, like, just the duct tape aisle, and I was trying to flex.

Well, because there was all these couples. There was all these couples just walking around with that, like, lost... It was like we got... It was, like, genuinely a fucked up event. Yeah, it sounds bad. Did you just go to People Watch and see what people were, like... No, don't go. I can't. I didn't go to just People Watch. I was fixing my damn house, dude. What were you going?

Well, because there was all these couples. There was all these couples just walking around with that, like, lost... It was like we got... It was, like, genuinely a fucked up event. Yeah, it sounds bad. Did you just go to People Watch and see what people were, like... No, don't go. I can't. I didn't go to just People Watch. I was fixing my damn house, dude. What were you going?