Jon DelCollo

To get boards for the windows? I was looking for some pre-cut. Not sheetrock, some plywood. I was looking for some pre-cut. 32-inch window. Standard 32-inch window. So, I went there to go get some plywood. But you and I, you know, this is kind of embarrassing, but I was hoping their saw would be there so they could cut my shit for me. Yeah. So, I go there. Dude, the Home Depot was flooded itself.

To get boards for the windows? I was looking for some pre-cut. Not sheetrock, some plywood. I was looking for some pre-cut. 32-inch window. Standard 32-inch window. So, I went there to go get some plywood. But you and I, you know, this is kind of embarrassing, but I was hoping their saw would be there so they could cut my shit for me. Yeah. So, I go there. Dude, the Home Depot was flooded itself.

So, they couldn't cut for you. So, I'm like looking around. You know, I ended up buying some pre-cuts. They weren't big enough, but I put some other stuff on there. You got done. I had a shopping, not a shopping cart, a big bed, flat bed. Yeah. Loaded with saw horses, a circular saw, sheets of plywood. Oh, my God. My uncle called me. He lives here. And he was like, what are you doing?

So, they couldn't cut for you. So, I'm like looking around. You know, I ended up buying some pre-cuts. They weren't big enough, but I put some other stuff on there. You got done. I had a shopping, not a shopping cart, a big bed, flat bed. Yeah. Loaded with saw horses, a circular saw, sheets of plywood. Oh, my God. My uncle called me. He lives here. And he was like, what are you doing?

I was like, I'm at the Home Depot. He's like, dude, put all that shit back. I'm going to drop $10,000 at Home Depot. He's like literally a carpenter. He's like, dude, I can do that faster than you can go back and forth. Please put all that stuff back. And I was like, God.

I was like, I'm at the Home Depot. He's like, dude, put all that shit back. I'm going to drop $10,000 at Home Depot. He's like literally a carpenter. He's like, dude, I can do that faster than you can go back and forth. Please put all that stuff back. And I was like, God.

Just, dude, having a fucking tape measure on your hip. Here's how deep the LARP went. He got me when I was in the self-checkout, and I had a fucking cart loaded.

Just, dude, having a fucking tape measure on your hip. Here's how deep the LARP went. He got me when I was in the self-checkout, and I had a fucking cart loaded.

Well, you know what I said. So come on in. Come on in. See your guests. See your guests. Come on in. You actually, you would love this. Come in. See your guests.

Well, you know what I said. So come on in. Come on in. See your guests. See your guests. Come on in. You actually, you would love this. Come in. See your guests.

See your guests. Oh my god, there he is. Holy shit. Oh my god. Hold on a second. If you guys can't see, the listeners at home, the lights are all blinking. Billy McCusker. You can sit. You can stand. Whatever you want to do.

See your guests. Oh my god, there he is. Holy shit. Oh my god. Hold on a second. If you guys can't see, the listeners at home, the lights are all blinking. Billy McCusker. You can sit. You can stand. Whatever you want to do.

Yeah, last time his leg was broken. Look at it now. John, if you're a fucking, you know. Good to see you. If your legs fail, you get a special ability. Yeah.

Yeah, last time his leg was broken. Look at it now. John, if you're a fucking, you know. Good to see you. If your legs fail, you get a special ability. Yeah.

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