Jon Stewart

The government doesn't run the bank.

The government doesn't run the bank.

What do you think of the argument that AIG is simply too big to fail?

This woman is pressing her breasts up against my arm in an uncomfortable manner!

Some were simply too angry for words.

and best day of the year.

While others were inappropriately articulate.

And the AIG controversy was just one of the scandals which brought people into the street.

In the hour and a half that I've been here, John, I've seen people passing out in anger, throwing up in anger, pissing up against the side of buildings in anger.

All these people, John, working at investment banks just eight weeks ago, now out here to protest.

Are you positive that that was a populist protest because it appeared that you might have been at the St.

Patrick's Day parade?

John, none of us can be 100% sure where I was, but there is one important thing I learned today.

What would that be, John?

J-E-T-S!

Jets!

Jets!

Jets!

John Oliver, everybody.

John Oliver.