Jon Stewart

We'll be right back after this.

Apparently, this is supposed to be a religious holiday.

Now, I'm no biblical scholar, but I don't remember Jesus telling his followers to commit literally every sin possible.

until their bodies shut off.

That's not something I remember.

Look, obviously, the truth is St.

Patrick's Day isn't very big in Africa.

Happy St.

Patrick's Day for tomorrow, everybody.

It's gonna be exciting.

I believe the parade is back on.

Exciting times.

You know what's gonna be fun this year is seeing some of the people who still wanna wear a mask, but wanna be a part of a parade, which is completely fine.

Some people still wanna wear masks to certain things, but they're gonna do it.

It's gonna be interesting to see how masks handle it when you throw up inside of them.

Because we've done everything with our masks, but this is gonna be a great new thing to see how it works, you know?

Just like inside the mask.

It might actually help, because a lot of the time, the throwing up, the thing that makes it terrible is that it goes out.

A lot of the time, I've thought, ah, I didn't want this to go out.

I just could have kept it in.