Jon Stewart

And that's especially awkward, because Afro Man also said he slept with Randy's wife.

Or, oh wait, no, I'm sorry.

How did he put it?

Yes.

Thank you.

So now poor Randy Walters had to argue that a reasonable person might believe that, which led to perhaps my favorite moment of the trial.

I don't know.

Just look at me and my whole deal here.

I think a reasonable person could assume I'm unable to satisfy my wife.

Look, okay, okay, obviously, obviously, no one thinks that Afro Man is sleeping with this guy's wife.

I wouldn't dare slander them or their beautiful child.

Now, can I just say, can I just say this?

This puts Officer Poundcake in an even worse light.

The other guy is like, Afro Man called me a son of a bitch and said he my wife.

And then you're like, yeah, and he said I had a sweet tooth.

Again, OK, the central question of this case wasn't whether Afro Man songs were factual.

It was whether people would think they were true.

And this is how his lawyer made the case.

I'm beginning to see how brilliant wearing that suit is.

Ladies and gentlemen, does my client look like someone you should take seriously?