Jon Stewart

He dresses like the DJ at the club where Betsy Ross strips.

And by the way, I love this lawyer, too.

Look at Hagrid Esquire over here.

Let's wrap this up.

I got the big ZZ Top case at three, and then I got to go back to forging my own swords.

Thank you, Your Honor.

But there were actual free speech issues on trial here, and Afro Man was unapologetic about his rights.

Wow.

I don't know if I want to stand up and salute because of the speech he gave or because he's wearing all the American flags.

Regardless, I'd say Afro Man should run for president.

Except that was a real thing that happened in 2024.

And all of you idiots didn't support him!

We could have had President Afro Man right now.

Monday was St.

Patrick's Day, when Irish Americans honor their heritage with careful readings of the writings of James Joyce, group performances of traditional Irish music, and a somber reflection of the beauty of the Celtic language.

But how do you celebrate being Irish in the Donald Trump era?

Michael Kosta hit the streets to find out.

One of Trump's top priorities is getting rid of DEI.

DEI would have ruined our country, and now it's dead.

But even though he hates celebrating these minority groups, for some reason, there's one group he loves to celebrate, the Irish.