Jon Stewart

What makes you think this selfless man, look at him!

What makes you think this selfless man is so arrogant as to want his name over whatever he makes?

You bastards.

You know, if George Washington had known there would come a day when an American president would be so disrespected that he couldn't even build a ballroom without filing plans first,

Would he even have crossed the Delaware?

Or might he have said, forget the whole thing, me boys.

I don't I don't know his accent.

Forget the whole thing, me boys.

And don't just say, oh, the White House.

But it's a historic building and a symbol for the country.

And it means a lot to a lot of people.

We have been nagging this man since he selflessly decided not to host a sequel to The Apprentice and lead our great nation.

And these are the complaints just from the last few weeks.

Cattle ranchers?

How dare you?

He's personally keeping you in business.

We...

We are taking the joy out of this thing.

And then, as sad as he gets, when he goes to blow off a little steam by blowing up some boats.

Which one of you murdered those people without due process?