Jon Stewart

But you heard him.

This is just temporary pain that'll all be worth it in the long term.

I'm sure everyday Americans will understand and will take this in stride.

Well, someone's not getting an invite to the new ballroom.

You know what?

I'm sure that lady was probably just another Trump derangement syndrome liberal who makes her morning macho with a Ruth Bader Ginsburg wiss.

Let's hear what else this member of the resistance had to say.

She's a three-time Trump voter.

Just imagine how angry she'll be when she votes for him a fourth time.

But let's move on, because unfortunately for Trump, it's not going well for him on Capitol Hill either.

Two weeks ago, he sent Kristi Noem to the great costume bin in the sky.

And when Trump thought about who should replace Noem as head of Homeland Security, only one name came to mind.

That happened to be two names smushed into one name.

Mark Wayne Mullen.

He had his confirmation hearing today, and some people were expecting fireworks because Mark Wayne has bad blood with committee chairman Rand Paul.

In fact, you might remember that 10 years ago, Rand Paul got beat up by his neighbor when he was mowing the lawn.

And since then, Mark Wayne Mullen has taken the side of the neighbor.

I believe we have a quote from Mullen about Paul.

Rand Paul's a freaking snake.

And I understand completely why his neighbor did what he did.