Jon Stewart
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Oh, low blow, Mark Wayne.
Picket on someone with half of your names.
I mean...
Although, to be fair, while Rand Paul does only have one first name, it is his last name for some reason.
All very confusing.
Of course, that fight was a decade ago.
This is an important confirmation hearing.
I don't think Rand Paul is going to use it to try to settle old scores.
You told the media that I was a freaking snake and that you completely understood why I had been assaulted.
Tell me to my face why you think I deserve it.
A lack of contrition, no apology, and no regrets.
So you say you completely understood that I was assaulted from behind, had six ribs broken, and part of my lung removed.
Whoa!
Whoa!
You had a lot built up there, man!
You said your piece.
Now it's out of your system.
We can move on with more pressing issues.
When I talked to you privately on the phone, there was no apology.
Somehow you think I'm just going to set that aside?