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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Whines He’s ā€œUnappreciatedā€ & Self-Soothes with Ballroom and Third-Term Talk | Zohran Mamdani

He doesn't want to be this person.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Whines He’s ā€œUnappreciatedā€ & Self-Soothes with Ballroom and Third-Term Talk | Zohran Mamdani

Everyone knows a healthy relationship is a relationship where one person gets to do whatever they want whenever they want, even if some of that shit's illegal.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Whines He’s ā€œUnappreciatedā€ & Self-Soothes with Ballroom and Third-Term Talk | Zohran Mamdani

And the other person has to eat it.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Whines He’s ā€œUnappreciatedā€ & Self-Soothes with Ballroom and Third-Term Talk | Zohran Mamdani

Just eat it.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Whines He’s ā€œUnappreciatedā€ & Self-Soothes with Ballroom and Third-Term Talk | Zohran Mamdani

If you don't want to eat it,

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Whines He’s ā€œUnappreciatedā€ & Self-Soothes with Ballroom and Third-Term Talk | Zohran Mamdani

At the very least, just pretend like you don't see it.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Whines He’s ā€œUnappreciatedā€ & Self-Soothes with Ballroom and Third-Term Talk | Zohran Mamdani

Like Speaker Mike Johnson.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Whines He’s ā€œUnappreciatedā€ & Self-Soothes with Ballroom and Third-Term Talk | Zohran Mamdani

How hard is that?

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Whines He’s ā€œUnappreciatedā€ & Self-Soothes with Ballroom and Third-Term Talk | Zohran Mamdani

I'm just dumb.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Whines He’s ā€œUnappreciatedā€ & Self-Soothes with Ballroom and Third-Term Talk | Zohran Mamdani

And by the way, anyone can pull that off when they're first asked.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Whines He’s ā€œUnappreciatedā€ & Self-Soothes with Ballroom and Third-Term Talk | Zohran Mamdani

A real pro can pull it off when they're asked the exact same thing the next day.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Whines He’s ā€œUnappreciatedā€ & Self-Soothes with Ballroom and Third-Term Talk | Zohran Mamdani

No, he hasn't had the time.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Whines He’s ā€œUnappreciatedā€ & Self-Soothes with Ballroom and Third-Term Talk | Zohran Mamdani

He hasn't had the time.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Whines He’s ā€œUnappreciatedā€ & Self-Soothes with Ballroom and Third-Term Talk | Zohran Mamdani

He's got a big list of things to do.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Whines He’s ā€œUnappreciatedā€ & Self-Soothes with Ballroom and Third-Term Talk | Zohran Mamdani

He's got the covering up of the Epstein files and, well, I guess that's the only thing on the list.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Whines He’s ā€œUnappreciatedā€ & Self-Soothes with Ballroom and Third-Term Talk | Zohran Mamdani

But still, there's a lot of papers in that file.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Whines He’s ā€œUnappreciatedā€ & Self-Soothes with Ballroom and Third-Term Talk | Zohran Mamdani

It's pro-level ignorance support.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Whines He’s ā€œUnappreciatedā€ & Self-Soothes with Ballroom and Third-Term Talk | Zohran Mamdani

But if you want a relationship to work, you've got to put in that kind of effort every day.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Whines He’s ā€œUnappreciatedā€ & Self-Soothes with Ballroom and Third-Term Talk | Zohran Mamdani

You've got to show up for that person every day.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Whines He’s ā€œUnappreciatedā€ & Self-Soothes with Ballroom and Third-Term Talk | Zohran Mamdani

Mike Johnson does.