Jon Stewart
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I bet Iran's begging for a ceasefire right now.
Iranian officials' quote is that Iran will end the war when it decides to do so, when its own conditions are met.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You can't end the war.
We ended the war, all right?
You trying to start another war?
Because I'll fight you and then I'll stop fighting you when I feel like it, because the war is over.
You heard the president.
We won.
We're bringing the troops home.
They'll be joining thousands more Marines, sailors, and other American troops already on their way.
Oh, shit.
We're sending more troops?
That doesn't sound like the war is over.
This is very confusing.
Should I or shouldn't I go to Times Square in my sailor outfit to kiss random women?
Mr. President, I thought we won.
We've won.
Let me tell you, we've won.
Of course we won.