Jon Stewart

Religion has given the world a tremendous amount of comfort in a world torn apart by religion, mostly.

But...

The important thing, I'm not a believer.

I think that's my biggest problem is I know that there's probably a gap between we are here by divine intervention or we're just bathroom mold that got luckier than other bathroom mold.

I'm sure there's probably a middle ground there.

I wish I could.

Did you always have it?

Did you come to it?

Is it something that you had to figure out?

No, no, no, that, yeah.

sure no i i came to it i i the belief do i genuinely believe and the answer is yes that's all i wish i could get because every time i'm like you know what it is for me i think it's the specificity that me up because like if you were to say to me like there's a spirit in the universe and it carries a thing but it's more like and he was 33 years old and a carpenter and i'm like all right

You know, it's like the Jewish religion, it's a faith-based thing.

And God said, kill your son.

And then he came out, and that's why we cut off the top of your dick.

Like, it's that stuff where I'm just like... Or they're just like, God doesn't make mistakes.

And I'm like, have you seen a scrotum?

Like, there's no way that that is... Like, I understand the eyeball.

Like, the eyeball, you think, like, oh, shit, that's amazing.

But the scrotum...

And it's the same process, and I'm just like, boss, what should we do here?