Jon Stewart

Those troops are obviously going there to help set up for the victory party, you know?

You ever try to set up a bouncy castle with just a thousand troops?

Now that's an impossible mission, like Tom Cruise and Jerry Maguire.

And besides, 1,000 troops isn't even that many.

It's actually the lowest thousands of troops you can have.

If this war was really ramping up, the Army would need a lot more people than that, you know?

They'd probably be trying to get new recruits.

The US Army making some changes to try and draw more recruits.

The Army just increased the maximum enlistment age to 42.

That's up from 35.

Oh, shit.

We're letting 42-year-olds sign up for the military now?

They're gonna have to change the name from Operation Epic Fury to Operation Why Does My Back Hurt?

I must have slept on it funny.

Because the likelihood of a 42-year-old being great at war is like any person being great with nunchucks.

Some people will be good, but most are gonna hurt themselves immediately.

Bruce Lee, incredible.

My uncle, concussion.

Are we sure we won?

It's not even a little close.