Jon Stewart

Okay, I'll give you Passover, but name two.

Rosh Hashanah?

Okay, now you're just making words up.

Was there anyone out there who was keeping the true spirit of the season alive?

Just when all seemed hopeless, I was taught a very special Hanukkah lesson by this young orphan.

Have you gotten caught up in this whole commercialism thing?

How many Hanukkah presents have you bought this year?

That's so refreshing to hear.

God bless you, guy whose name I didn't catch.

God bless you.

Stephen Colbert, ladies and gentlemen.

Thank you so much.

Really, in these commercialized times, it really is a heartwarming and hopeful report.

Thank you.

Well, John, Hanukkah is a beautiful festival of light.

Although, I was surprised to learn in the course of my investigation that Hanukkah is, in fact, a minor holiday that doesn't even appear in the Hebrew Bible and is of dubious historical significance.

Well, it is for Jewish people still an important celebration.

Oh, no, no, of course, of course.

You should all be very proud of Hanukkah.

I mean, it's still bigger than Kwanzaa.