Jonas Siegel
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The bag has been shaken, too.
You have that thing primed and ready.
Okay, so you walk over, and then you decide.
Because you already have 20, 25 items in that bag, Jonas.
And then he circles back and goes, I better grab that fourth Snickers just in case.
Yes.
You did not leave a Snickers.
I'm telling you.
I know that.
Maybe someone else took it, but you're a smart enough thief and a seasoned enough thief to know you can't wipe out the whole thing.
You can't pick it up and just dump it into the bag because that would be degenerate behavior that's completely unacceptable.
You left just enough where someone could think, oh, a lot of people must have come through here.
You know, like multiple people.
Clearly it was a big event.
This is like a premeditated attack too, right?
This is first degree.
Right.
So you wanted an accomplice, which really would have been greasy, because then you're dragging someone else into the buffoonery.
That's disgusting.
It's a Pink Panther type vibe.