Jonathan V. Last
speaker
2,498 appearances
12 recordings
1 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard 2d ago
Jonathan V. Last’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Uh, your Johnson rod is bad.
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This is a Costanza joke from Seinfeld, right?
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The Johnson rod has gone bad.
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And I said, uh, you know, I don't think that's it, actually.
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I think the problem is that I was driving over roads that were paved gray instead of black.
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So I'm only gonna drive on black paid black tar roads, not the roads that have, you know, sort of the gray or the the tan concrete, because I
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I think that's really the problem.
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Would the mechanic have to say to me,
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Sir, I understand because of your life experience that you may think that that's it, but really it's you know, if we could just look at the sign you'd say like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
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You're a moron.
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Yeah.
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Just be able to say that.
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This is way different because what you correct me if I'm wrong, you did not say, I don't really believe in oil changes.
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Right, no,
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No, that's of course not that's the analogy.
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Yeah, but this is my point.
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I don't believe in oil changes.
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I don't think cars need oil changes.
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I think what they need is the natural viscosity that oil creates over time.
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And that that actually 'cause the the motor, the engine discovers because of the viscosity of old oil that it has to work harder and it makes the engine stronger.
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