Jonathan Zaslow

If all of mankind had to agree on one haircut, it would be the Billy Ray Cyrus.

I feel like everybody who grew up in middle America has an aunt that looks like Lions rookie right guard Tate Radledge.

There is no coach in college football that looks more like their team's mascot than Dan Lanning.

Come on, Dan.

That was a good pass.

That might be the best one ever.

Marty Supreme, Christmas Day, Marty Supreme, Christmas Day, Marty Supreme, Christmas Day, Marty Supreme, Christmas Day.

You know what I'm going to be doing on Christmas Day and it's going to be watching Marty Supreme because I didn't even need to know that critics were calling Marty Supreme a full throttle masterpiece and the best movie of the year.

I already knew that was going to be the case.

From A24 and starring Timothee Chalamet, alongside powerhouse cast Gwyneth Paltrow, Odessa Zion, and Tyler Okoma, Marty Supreme, Christmas Day, only in theaters.

Stugatz.

Yours is terrible.

You just got to get a little redder.

A little pinker.

You're right there, man.

Oh, his is good, Dan.

That's actually not bad.

His is good.

Not terrible.

That's not terrible.