Jonathan Zaslow

I don't know what it is that you were doing, and then we just got stuck in the quicksand because you offered nothing.

A double minor?

Yeah, a double minor.

Four minutes for Samson so he can walk out of here with his flip-flops and his cargo shorts and his ridiculous long-sleeve shirt.

And then he can say to Trista that she looks like she's dressed inappropriately.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

I know.

You tried to help him, and we kept sinking deeper and deeper.

What game in the last 30 years are you thinking of when an important player was out?

Let's get to the top five games to watch in this tournament from Trista because we have not talked enough about the actual tournament that begins really on Thursday.

I know we've got playing games before that because you've got to get your gambling in.

But on Thursday, we really don't need this many teams.

There are not enough good teams to be in this tournament.

And this tournament's top heavy.

Like, maybe we'll get some upsets, but it seems to me like the one seeds are a good deal better than everyone else, even though Michigan lost to Purdue, even though Florida lost to Vanderbilt.

What I've watched from Arizona and Michigan and Florida and specifically Duke all season suggests to me,

that they're a good deal better than everyone else, even if you like your Iowa States and your Texas Techs.

But this tournament is fun because there's a lot of randomness.

Do you have any OLI here, Trista, or do you just have a top five?

Whoa, she's putting the town on alert.