Jordan Harbinger

This whole thing is a mess.

Yes.

It's absurd.

Ridiculous.

I'm actually deeply weirded out by this.

This is like one notch below not visiting somebody in hospice when they're dying because you're mad at them for not lending you their car one time.

If I was really mad at somebody in my family, I'd invite them and then be like, we got some crap to sort out, but in the meantime, have a drink.

It's my wedding.

Let's not screw this up by being dickheads to each other.

Of course.

Get in the photo, smile, pretend like you want to be here.

Like it would have to be so bad.

It would have to be like the stepbrother tried to sleep with my bride to be.

It would have to be at that level.

It couldn't be like some petty money dispute or like she said something that made me feel fat.

Like it's, oh, he said this thing about my job or he called me a loser.

Like all of that has to be water under the bridge or at least put on pause so you can have a once in a lifetime family event and then you can get back to being petty assholes to each other.

is so childish.

I'm not even putting all that on Stacey.

The gals both need to lean in here.